So Young Swagadelic is just like you and worked a normal job, lived a normal life. One day, he decided that this normal job and normal life was stressful and depressing, so he made a rash decision to up and leave without notice. Mr. Swagadelic left and went into a local train terminal and waited for a train to take him to a faraway place, he didn't care where. There he met a lady - old yet calm and patient. The lady said "What you're doing is a mistake, you are very special, and you're just throwing it all away," to which the young Swagadelic replied "You just speakin' a whole buncha jive." The lady replied "Well, suit yourself," and left without explaining herself. Mr. Swagadelic wrote it off as just another crazy lady, and boarded the train that had just pulled up. Nobody was on this train, except Mr. Swagadelic himself. The train rocketed off towards wherever it was heading, picking up and gaining speed. Mr. Swagadelic thought he was tripping when he saw all the lights and colors passing by at what seemed like warp speed. The underground track ended, and somehow the train shot off into space, and exploded into many many pieces. Young Swagadelic survived, flying across space on just a shard of metal at an impossible speed. He crash landed into Neptune's fiery hot, fiery cold atmosphere, all the way down and down until he hit underneath it's thick atmosphere. To his surprise, the whole surface of Neptune was water, warm, tropical water. And there he surfed all across Neptune's waves upon his shard of metal, all the way until the night. Neptune's nights are a wretched storm, every night, the waves tumultuous, sending him rocking and rolling. Geysers from beneath the surface shot blasts of water into the sky, one blast shooting Mr. Swagadelic back into the atmosphere, out back into space, where he floated and floated all the way past Saturn until he reached Jupiter. He was sucked into Jupiter's heavy gravitational pull. Within Jupiter's atmosphere, storms and rocks and thick clouds crowded Mr. Swagadelic, knocking him unconscious, nearly suffocating the man. In his comatose state, he dreamed of beautiful blue skies and pretty women and those groovy things. Upon awakening, he found himself on Mars. He wandered for hours or days on the arid, unforgiving planet. Here, he ran into a village - a village on Mars?? It seemed like an old Western village, with saloons and run down shops. Several Martians leave a saloon, yelling in some weird alien language, and suddenly a battle breaks out, and Mr. Swagadelic is in the midst of a futuristic shoot out. One particular Martian sees the young Earthling - how did he end up here? - and brings him into safety, blasting away those other damned aliens. The Martian Bandit led the Earthling to his home cave, where many beautiful women from all over the galaxy comforted the Bandit and Mr. Swagadelic - we won't get into the details. For days, Swagadelic slept in the cave, and the two men shared their stories of their home planets. The Martian Bandit enjoyed Mr. Swagadelic's insight on Earth life so much that he rewarded the Earthling with a golden Cadillac, complete with blasters and a hyper-drive. "Go on, go back home, I think you've seen enough," the Bandit had told Young Swagadelic. And off he went, back to Earth on his alien vehicle, with stories of the unknown to his mundane home planet. However, did Young Swagadelic really discover what he wanted to know or was that just the beginning for his journey???